MORE CHRISTMAS CRACKS
(All material in both this and the previous post is of my authorship)
Why colonize Mars when we have all the rogue states we need right here on Earth?
Navigable shallows are far more beckoning than uncharted depths.
Soon as you're willing to accept your current old age you're already older still.
Money's fun so long as it has nothing to do with economics.
"What am I doing back, I'd never had it so good!" —Neil Armstrong, July 1969.
Why put fools to shame when they're so good at doing it to themselves.
To every course of action there are positives and negatives, it's just that you have to look a lot harder for the former.
Sitting on the fence would be an easy way to avoid making decisions if it weren't for the internal injuries.
Friends are of absolute necessity, till they ask to borrow books.
Practice guarantees a very low return on the investment.
Ah, for the days when people took such pride in their work that even crime was committed in black tie.
You know you've had a lousy vacation when you need to rest for a week when you get home.
People who bring a lot to the table tend to eat more than everybody else.
When I was young I wanted all my friends to be brilliant and witty, but now that I'm old it's enough that their furniture is comfortable.
Consistency is the last refuge of a flip-flopper.
Golf is the game for people whose minds and bodies function with the internal mechanism of a cuckoo clock.
If you really want to get something done make sure your heart isn't in it.